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An Old Dog Slowly Being Forced To Learn New Tricks.
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An old dog slowly being forced to learn new tricks.
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You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dog new trick
People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
If (dog_age="old") then (num_tricks=max_tricks)
It is fatuous to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
[ you can't teach an old dog new tricks. ]...
if (age(dog) = old) then num_tricks := MAXTRICKS
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.