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PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming
the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language
except Latin and Greek.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)
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POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you.
Start World War III. Report on its socio-political effects, if any....
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
EPISTEMOLOGY: Take a position for or against truth.
prove the validity of your position. -- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
EXTRA CREDIT: Define the universe; give three examples.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the development of human though
estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought....
BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the difference in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlie
with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system....
MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your seat. -- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
PHYSICS: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been examined....