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Publish Or Perish: The Imposed, Involuntary Choice Between Fame And Oblivion, Neither Of Which Is Handled Gracefully By Most Faculty Members.
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Publish or Perish: The imposed, involuntary choice between fame and
oblivion, neither of which is handled gracefully by
most faculty members.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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Pass/Fail: An attempt by professional educators to replace the traditional academic grading system with a binary one that can be handled by a large digital computer.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Eigen Function: The use to which an eigen is put. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Prelims: (From L. pre [before] + limbo [oblivion]) An obligatory ritual practiced by graduate students just before the granting of a Ph.
D. (if the gods are appeased) or an M.S. (if they aren't)....
loose bytes: n. Commonwealth hackish term for the padding bytes or {shim}s many compilers insert between members of a record or structure to cope with alignment requirements imposed by the machine architecture.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Exhaustive Methylation: A marathon event in which the participants methylate until they drop from exhaustion.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Quantum Mechanics: A crew kept on the payroll to repair quantums, which decay frequently to the ground state.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary