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Puddy Tat No So Bwave In Gwanny's Micwowave Oven!
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Puddy tat no so bwave in Gwanny's micwowave oven!
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I taught I taw a puddy tat. -- Tweety
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
All the lines have been written There's been Sandburg, It's sad but it's true Keats, Poe and McKuen With all the words gone, They all had their day What's a young poet to do?
And knew what they're doin' But of all the words written The bird is a strange one, And all the lines read, So small and so tender There's one I like most, Its breed still unknown, And by a bird it was said!...
Ratta tat tat, jacker on his back...
Ratta tat tat, Never hesitate to put a nigga on his back.
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
I tawt I taw a tutty tat.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.