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  -- Evelyn Waugh -- when Randolph Churchill had a benign tumour removed from his lung...
• News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read.
  And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead....
• Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to appreciate it.
• Punctuality is the thief of time. WILDE
• Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent.
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• Punctuality is the thief of time. -- Oscar Wilde