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• Honey, I blew up the computer!
• Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
• Love means never having to say "honey put down that axe!
• No, honey, I can't eat with the family tonite. My computer gets lonely.
• Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• Not now honey, I'm screaming at Bob!