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• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
  She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
• You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.
• No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• You can shoot a Beer.
• I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
  -- Lee Cooke, mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliche...