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• Picard: "Q!" Q: "But I feel like celebrating!" Picard
  I don't!" Q: "All right!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Picard: "Well, I suppose that is the end of Q." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
  Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt at a puerile joke.
  It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man....
• Picard: "Human or not, I want no part of you." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
  Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?...
• Troi: "It seems you have an advocate, Q." Data: "I am merely stating the facts, Counselor.
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• I HAVE no powers. Q, the ordinary. "Q, the liar. Q, the misanthrope.
  Q, the miserable. Q, the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?...
• Q: "You don't believe me, do you? Do you think I would humiliate myself like this?
  Riker: "If it served your purpose, yes!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...