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Q: How Did The Software Engineer Die In The Shower?
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Q: How did the Software Engineer die in the shower?
A: He was following the shampoo instructions, which said:
"Lather. Rinse. Repeat.", and he couldn't get out of the loop.
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No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo. Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
Recursion in everyday life: Inscription on a shampoo bottle
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I wonder if anyone's ever started washing their hair and never stopped because they followed the directio
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Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...