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• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
  A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....
• Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
  A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....