An Optimist Is A Person Who Goes To The Window Every Morning And Says, "Good Morning, God!

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An optimist is a person who goes to the window every morning and
says, "Good morning, God!" The pessimist goes to the window every
morning and says, "Good god, morning!"

Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
Good morning, campers!
`Good Morning' is a contradiction in term
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Good morning, Mr. Phelps...
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
Superman gets into Clark Kent's pants every morning.

An Optimist Is A Person Who Goes To The Window Every Morning And Says, "Good Morning, God!

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