An Optimist Is Someone Who Believes That The Secret Of Eternal Life Will Be Discovered Before They Die.

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An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be
discovered before they die. A pessimist is someone who believes it will be
discovered before Greg Evans does.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
A yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
-- Mort Sahl...
A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are today.
mathematician, n: Some one who believes imaginary things appear right before your i's.
The Cardinal Conundrum: An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true....
Conservative, n: Someone who was saying it before Rush Limbaugh.
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.
An optimist -- Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.

An Optimist Is Someone Who Believes That The Secret Of Eternal Life Will Be Discovered Before They Die.

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