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• In the long run the pessimist may be right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
  -- Daniel L. Reardo...
• Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
• Pessimist: An optimist with experience...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
• Always run a yellow light.
• Twixt the optimist and pessimist The difference is droll
  The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees the hole....
• An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves....
• Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out light bulbs.