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• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
• Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
  A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
  A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!...