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Q: What's Red And Silver And Bumps Into Walls? A: A Baby With Forks In Its Eyes.
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Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Reality is what bumps into you when you stand still with your eyes open. -- Solomon Sho
Q. What's red and read? A: A sentence with a period.
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Q: What's red and climb up a womans leg? A: A homesick abortion.
Baby What Blue eyes you have, HEY, nice crysknife!
Red Alert. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls.