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• Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
• Rainy days and Mondays really suck.
• Gravity always gets me down.
• Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.
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• Newspamper: the plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy days.
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  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• Inflation: when those who save for a rainy day get soaked.