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• Randel, n.: A nonsensical poem recited by Irish schoolboys as an apology for farting at a friend.
  -- Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure & Preposterous Word...
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  .: The chemical name for tryptophan synthetase A protien, a 1,913-letter enzyme with 267 amino acids....
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  .: The chemical name for tryptophan synthetase A protein, a 1,913-letter enzyme with 267 amino acids....
• A picture is a poem without words. -- Horace (65-8 B.C.)
• POSTERITY, n. An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• He who would not be frustrate of his hope to write well hereafter in laudable things ought himself to be a true poem.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Apology for Smectymnuu...
• MISS, n. The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
  Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense....
• That is utterly preposterous.