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• I got a job--looking for one. I been out of work so long I forgot what kind of work I'm out of.
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• An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run does not matter.
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• The Crown is full of it. -- Nate Harris, 1775
• Harris' Lament: All the good ones are taken.
• Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.