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Read In The "Letters To The Editor" Column Of "TIME" In Response To An Article On Teen Suicide
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Read in the "Letters to the Editor" column of "TIME" in response to an
article on teen suicide: "People should be aware of the dangers of killing
themselves."
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People regularly kill one another, and then write passionate letters to the editor about killing off an endangered species.
Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
The number of letters written to the editor is inversely proportional to the importance of the article.
-- Robert L. Marcu...
Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize.
What should I do? -- Doubtful Dear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net....
Bush and Gorbachev decided to get themselves frozen for a hundred years to see how the current political situation resolved itself.
After the time was up they were thawed, and started to read newspapers to catch up on the situation....
The sum of a column of numbers is time dependant.
Jargon Coiner (#2) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
* SLASHDUP EFFECT, THE: Accidentally posting two or more duplicate comments to Slashdot, usually as the result of hitting ENTER at the wrong time or fumbling with the Preview option....
Substitute damn every time you're inclined to write very
your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twai...