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Real Computer Scientists Only Write Specs For Languages That Might Run On Future Hardware.
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Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
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Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet....
Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all, and take what they get.
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....
Homo sapiens. The greatest oxymoron ever!
Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit specs.
(Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are free for their dynamic systems....