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Real Hackers Never Log Off...they Crash The System.
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Real hackers never log off...they crash the system.
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LOSM: Log Off System Manage
America: log on or log off
A real computer scientist will dedicate months of patient effort to reduce the asymptotic time of an algorithm from n log log n to n log log log n and never implement it.
A real programmer come up with the n log log log n solution while eating cold pizza in the morning and then implements an n^2 solution anyway....
PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! !
BCS: Branch and Crash System
CS: Crash System
HSC: Halt on System Crash
ISC: Ignore System Crash
JSC: Jump on System Crash