Another Way To Look At This Is: If Your Computer Is Not Capable Of Saturating *your* I/O Bandwidth, You May Be Pissing Away *your* Wetware Power.

Another Way To Look At This Is: If Your Computer Is Not Capable Of Saturating your I/O Bandwidth, You May Be Pissing Away your Wetware Power.

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Another way to look at this is: if your computer is not capable of
saturating *your* I/O bandwidth, you may be pissing away *your*
wetware power. And last I checked, mine isn't increasing exponentially...
-- Dan Mocsny (dmocsny@uceng.uc.edu)

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You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
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You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred.
You are capable of planning your future.
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.