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Real Programmers Don't Draw Flowcharts. Flowcharts Are, After All, The Illiterate's Form Of Documentation.
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Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
much good it did them.
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Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation.
Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much good it did them....
In the pitiful, multipage, connection-boxed form to which the flowchart has today been elaborated
it has proved to be useless as a design tool -- programmers draw flowcharts after, not before, writing the programs they describe....
flowchart n. [techspeak] An archaic form of visual control-flow specification employing arrows and `speech balloons' of various shapes.
Hackers never use flowcharts, consider them extremely silly, and associate them with COBOL programmers, card wallopers, and other lower forms of life....
flowchart:: [techspeak] n. An archaic form of visual control-flow specification employing arrows and `speech balloons' of various shapes.
Hackers never use flowcharts, consider them extremely silly, and associate them with {COBOL} programmers, {card walloper}s, and other lower forms of life....
flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair + chart a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....
flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....
flowchart, n. & v. [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algoritms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....