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• Somewhere between real and real real. -- Senator Dan Quayle pinpointing their location to reporters aboard the Quayle campaign plane.
  (reported in Wall Street Journal, 10/21/88)...
• Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across them, they are vaguely amused.
• Real programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of the novice or coward.
• All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes.
  For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U....
• All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes.
  For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U....
• Real programmers don't document. Documentation is for simpletons who can't read listings or the object code from the dump.
• Real users don't read documentation.