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• Real computer scientists regret the existence of PL/1, PASCAL and LISP.
  ADA is getting there, but it is still allows people to make mistakes....
• In his book titled "Quick C", Al Stevens gives us a quick rundown on the origin, purpose and usefulness of so many programming languages.
  COBOL was designed so that managers could read code....
• Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
• REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
• Real programmers admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA....
• Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat. -- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
• Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." -- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• languages of choice n. C, C++, LISP, and Perl.
  Nearly every hacker knows one of C or LISP, and most good ones are fluent in both....