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Real Programmers Don't Write In RPG. RPG Is For Gum-chewing Dimwits Who Maintain Ancient Payroll Programs.
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Real programmers don't write in RPG.
RPG is for gum-chewing dimwits who maintain ancient payroll programs.
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Real World: n. 1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same sentence as `FORTRAN', `{COBOL}', `RPG', `{IBM}', `DBASE', etc.
Places where programs do such commercially necessary but intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and invoices....
Real World n. 1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same sentence as `FORTRAN', `COBOL', `RPG', `IBM', `DBASE', etc.
Places where programs do such commercially necessary but intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and invoices....
Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
Real World, The n.: 1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.
2. To programmers, the location of non-programmers and activities not related to programming....
Real World, The n.: 1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.
2. To programmers, the location of non-programmers and activities not related to programming....
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.