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• Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
  They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
• C++ -- The language in which only friends can access your private members.
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• Real computer scientists like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because its compiled.
  (Only Batch freaks and efficiency weirdos bother with compilers, they're soooo un-dynamic.)...
• YAFIYGI /yaf'ee-y*-gee/ adj. [coined in response to WYSIWYG] Describes the command-oriented ed/vi/nroff/TeX style of word processing or other user interface, the opposite of WYSIWYG.
  Stands for "You asked for it, you got it", because what you actually asked for is often not apparent until long after it is too late to do anything about it....
• REAL PROGRAMMERS deal with assembly language the old-fashioned way ... ... they learn it.
• Real software engineers like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because they have heard that it lets you get "close to the machine.
• YAFIYGI: /yaf'ee-y*-gee/ adj. [coined in response to WYSIWYG] Describes the command-oriented ed/vi/nroff/TeX style of word processing or other user interface, the opposite of {WYSIWYG}.
  Stands for "You asked for it, you got it", because what you actually asked for is often not apparent until long after it is too late to do anything about it....
• Real Programmers use DEBUG <C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE