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Real Programmers Never Grow Old. They Suffer From Burnouts, Monumental Crashes, Or Bugs In Their DNA.
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Real programmers never grow old. They suffer from burnouts, monumental
crashes, or bugs in their DNA.
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Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.