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• Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
  If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
• OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it.
• OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
• OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
• OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile.
• COBOL programmers do it with bugs.