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Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
Real programmers don't program in PASCAL. PASCAL is for pencil-pushing pinstripes who think structure is good and spontaneous hacks are bad.
Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.