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• Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
• Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for gutless people who can't decide whether they want COBOL or FORTRAN.
• Way Too Much is Not Nearly Enough.
• Real computer scientists regret the existence of PL/1, PASCAL and LISP.
  ADA is getting there, but it is still allows people to make mistakes....
• A little retrospection shows that although many fine
  useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects, those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers....
• A little retrospection shows that although many fine
  useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects, those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers....
• Real software engineers aren't too happy about the existence of users, either.
  Users always seem to have the wrong idea about what the implementation and verification of algorithms is all about....