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• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who
  doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machine, does not choose to know how the machine got there or what makes his job possible, and proclaims that the management of the undertaking is parasitical and unneccessary....
• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
• No one ever listened himself out of a job. -- Calvin Coolidge
• How many vegans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in (blah blah blah....
• Nobody has a job anymore. All you have is an assignment.
  It's like an actor who lands a part. He doesn't know how long it may last....
• abbit job: [Cambridge] n. A batch job that does little, if any, real work, but creates one or more copies of itself, breeding like rabbits.
  Compare {wabbit}, {fork bomb}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• abbit job n. [Cambridge] A batch job that does little, if any, real work, but creates one or more copies of itself, breeding like rabbits.
  Compare wabbit, fork bomb....
• How many Lisp programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out.... Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out....