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• If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
• Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
  Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....
• Some people call them "cars" or "trucks"; I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones.
  -- F. Frederick Skitty...
• Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
  Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...
• 0418 Do you have difficulty focusing on three-dimensional objects? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
• Shub-Internet /shuhb' in't*r-net/ n. [MUD: from H.
  P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat with a Thousand Young] The harsh personification of the Interne...
• Shub-Internet: /shuhb in't*r-net/ [MUD: from H. P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity `Shub-Niggurath', the Black Goat with a Thousand Young] n.
  The harsh personification of the Internet, Beast of a Thousand Processes, Eater of Characters, Avatar of Line Noise, and Imp of Call Waiting...
• Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
  'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....