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• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
• IZ: Ignore Zeroe
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
  If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape. -- Answering machine madness - farewell...
• Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
  .. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....
• Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
  After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
• This is a Tagline. TH!$ iz @ tA%\in# on ?rug$.