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Remember: COBOL Can Be Cured If Detected Early.
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Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
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Remember: PASCAL can be cured if detected early.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
Virginity can be cured. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. -- Chinese proverb
Virginity can be cured. Pledge now. Give until it hurts.
And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime