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Remember, Ducks Don't Drink Carrot Juice.
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Remember, ducks don't drink carrot juice.
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CARROT JUICE?!?! -- 6th Dr.
It's an Earth drink, prune juice. A warrior's drink.
-- Guinan and Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2...
Ducks? What ducks?
A new drink's been invented--- It's one part vodka and one part prune juice, and it's called a pile driver.
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types.
But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime....
Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
When you drink the water, remember the spring. -- Chinese Proverb