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My answering machine now has the new AT&T incoming phone caller I.D. digital
print-out. So leave a message or I'll know you hung up on my machine...
Related:
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...