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• Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it.
  -- Mr. Greenfatigue...
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Remember kids, Satan loves you.
• As funny as a baby playing with a loaded gun.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Check again to make SURE it's not loaded.
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
• Gun Control means holding it in both hands.