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Remember: There's A Big Difference Between Kneeling Down And Bending Over.
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Remember: there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
-- Frank Zappa, "He's got 20 million dollars in his heavenly bank account."
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Did you hear that The difference between a 20-year old prostitute and a 15-year old teeny-bopper is that between 20 dollars and 20 years.
The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two hundred dollars.
-- Johnny Carso...
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa
Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
Between infinite and short there is a big difference. -- G.H. Gonne
The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
The most violent sport of all has to be hunting--if you consider it a sport.
After all, a hunter sneaks up on his prey. That's not very sporting....
RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...