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Remember, We Have To Get The Baby Out Of The Oven Today.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!
We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood.
-- William Jame...
Troy: I'm sorry, this whole concept's foreign to me.
Who knew a baby would be so much work? Selma...
Things move so fast today that we sometimes get the feeling our solutions may be obsolete before we can get them worked out.
Homer2: Get out here, son. There's a doin's a-transpiring!
Let's shut the gate and seal them in! Ba...
Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....
Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please think before leaving the dog near the baby.
Wouldn't it be better to leave the baby outside the house?...