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• I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex.
  He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you....
• Q: What do WASP's do instead of making love? A: Rule the country.
• Three dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
• Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
• Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?
• Three dreaded words when making love: Ignore the rash.
• We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love.
• Mother didn't make it to the hospital. I was born on the bus.
  Mother was furious when she had to open her pocketbook the second time. -- Jack Dougla...
• Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS?
  It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...