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• I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. -- Herb Cae
• The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. -- Herb Cae
• Parking is such street sorrow. -- Herb Cae
• Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
  -- Herb Cae...
• The best advice I've ever received was from my first editor, Paul C.
  Smith, as I began my column in July 1938: "For god's sake, kid, be entertaining....
• All American cars are basically Chevrolets. -- Herb Cae
• There are more of them than us. -- Herb Cae
• Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe? -- Herb Caen, S. F. Chronicle, 8/12/93