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REPRESENTATIVE, N. In National Politics, A Member Of The Lower House In This World, And Without Discernible Hope Of Promotion In The Next.
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REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House
in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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EPAULET, n. An ornamented badge, serving to distinguish a military officer from the enemy -- that is to say, from the officer of lower rank to whom his death would give promotion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence.
A term of contempt. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics.
The other is Pull. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...