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• Propagation delay.
• Antenna coupling: insect foreplay.
• HGA: High Gain Antenna
• Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna.
• Too many birds on her antenna.
• wok-on-the-wall n. A small microwave dish antenna used for cross-campus private network circuits, from the obvious resemblance between a microwave dish and the Chinese culinary utensil.
• Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert Heinlein's _Time Enough For Love_...
• The world would really benefit from a device which prevents people calling your home when you are on the throne.
  .....
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.