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Riker: "Fighting Off All Of The Species Of Which You Insulted Would Be A Full- Time Mission.
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Riker: "Fighting off all of the species of which you insulted would be a full-
time mission. That's not the one I signed up for."
Picard: "Indeed."
-- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
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