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Riot, N. A Popular Entertainment Given To The Military By Innocent Bystanders.
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Riot, n. A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary