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Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
Your messages have the subtlety of a rectal thermometer.
PREDICTION: You are reading messages right now.
You have 938475827394577721747834759 new mail messages.
Announcer: In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned?
The cash register says, "NRA4EVER", just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening....
Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.
Please leave your name and message after the beep......
This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it....
Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.
(Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
There are new messages.