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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Bluewave gets my mail, keeps me safe from the twits and flames!
One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.
-- Leo F. Buscaglia...
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
When I am dead let fire destroy the world; It matters not to me, for I am safe.
Liberals: Making the world safe for hypocrisy.
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... -- Gypsy Rose Lee