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Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel For Chickens.
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Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
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Life is a Ferris wheel - you get dizzy. -- Linette
So much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.
-- William Carlos Williams, "The Red Wheel Barrow...
I got a job as a short-order cook. I was cooking a chicken on the rotisserie
I was turning the wheel and I was singing "Arrivederci, Roma," and a drunk came by and he said, "You got a nice voice but your monkey's on fire....
I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....
Three chickens short of a henhouse.
How DO boneless chickens walk?
Why don't chickens have lips?
CAUTION! Student BBS'er at the Wheel...