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• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• I 'll go his halves. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. xxiii
• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)