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• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• The British are coming! The British are coming!
• Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
• What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country.
  Nice try anyway, George. -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA...
• What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country.
  Nice try anyway, George." -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA...
• Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.: The ac
  when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....